{"id":169,"date":"2007-09-01T10:22:16","date_gmt":"2007-09-01T09:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nanopausa.com\/?p=169"},"modified":"2007-09-01T10:22:16","modified_gmt":"2007-09-01T09:22:16","slug":"crisi-didentita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nanopausa.com\/it\/crisi-didentita\/","title":{"rendered":"Crisi d&#8217;identit\u00e0 &#8211; Grazie Sig. Sindaco!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" title=\"Crisi di identit\u00e0 - Grazie Sig. Sindaco!\" alt=\"Crisi di identit\u00e0 - Grazie Sig. Sindaco!\" src=\"http:\/\/i35.photobucket.com\/albums\/d196\/slawka\/772802_crime_scene_3.jpg\" \/>Ieri, di ritorno a casa tardi, ma molto tardi, ho trovato gli auguri di buon compleanno del Sindaco della mia citt\u00e0. Usanza carina, facilitata dal fatto che per quanto questa sia ufficialmente una citt\u00e0, gli abitanti arrivano ben sotto i 10.000. Solo quando ho aperto la lettera mi sono resa conto che gli auguri erano indirizzati a tale Giorgia Scarso&#8230; e chi \u00e8? e Slawka dov&#8217;\u00e8 finito? Va bene che ci sono abituata a sentire il mio nome storpiato e via dicendo, ma la lettera era stata preparata da quello stesso Ufficio Anagrafe che mi stampa carta d&#8217;identit\u00e0 e certificati vari&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cos\u00ec il dubbio mi ha assalito e nel bel mezzo della notte sono corsa a controllare i miei documenti per scoprire&#8230; come mi chiamo. Carta d&#8217;identit\u00e0, tutto ok. Certificato di residenza stampato da poco, tutto ok. Scheda elettorale pure. E allora che cosa \u00e8 successo? E&#8217; successo che io sono sempre la stessa, ma sono sempre gli stessi anche gli impiegati del Comune, che se devono spingere il tasto <em>print <\/em>allora va tutto bene, ma se devono personalizzare una lettera e TRASCRIVERE a mano un primo nome che contiene due consonanti &#8220;strane&#8221; gli si atrofizza il cervello in un nanosecondo.<\/p>\n<p>Perch\u00e8 come dicevano quei miti di Avanzi, &#8220;<em>L&#8217;ufficio \u00e8 aperto dalle otto alle otto, tutti i giorni della settimana tranne i primi sette.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, di ritorno a casa tardi, ma molto tardi, ho trovato gli auguri di buon compleanno del Sindaco della mia citt\u00e0. 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