{"id":1553,"date":"2006-10-30T16:55:25","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T15:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nanopausa.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2006-10-30T16:55:25","modified_gmt":"2006-10-30T15:55:25","slug":"il-report-sbagliato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nanopausa.com\/it\/il-report-sbagliato\/","title":{"rendered":"Il report sbagliato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>di Slawka G. Scarso<\/p>\n<p>Trattiene il fiato.<br \/>\nControlla<br \/>\nDa ogni lato.<br \/>\nOsserva nascosto,<br \/>\n&#8211; nessuno lo vede &#8211;<br \/>\nA tutto, \u00e8 disposto,<br \/>\nE intanto si chiede:<br \/>\n\u201cMa perch\u00e9<br \/>\nho sbagliato?<br \/>\nPerch\u00e9 non ho riletto?<br \/>\nNon ho controllato?\u201d<br \/>\nIl capo \u00e8 preso<br \/>\nDa tutt\u2019altre faccende<br \/>\nNeppure ha compreso<br \/>\nChe tira aria di ammende.<br \/>\nIl report sbagliato<br \/>\nGli giace a un lato<br \/>\nDa altre carte celato<br \/>\nNon l\u2019ha neppure notato.<br \/>\nPoi il telefono squilla:<br \/>\n\u00c8 il direttore Scintilla.<br \/>\nAppena il capo esce<br \/>\nL\u2019altro l\u2019occasione ghermisce.<br \/>\nIn punta di piedi,<br \/>\nEcco, lo vedi?<br \/>\nCorre, schiva,<br \/>\nE alla scrivania<br \/>\nInfine arriva.<br \/>\nIl report rimpiazza,<br \/>\nSi gira, si affretta,<br \/>\nE gi\u00f9 a terra stramazza,<br \/>\nIn caduta perfetta,<br \/>\nDi quelle che tutti,<br \/>\nPer anni a venire<br \/>\nDalle risate distrutti<br \/>\nAmerebbero narrare.<br \/>\nLa signora Maria<br \/>\nIn silenzio da primato<br \/>\nAddetta alla pulizia<br \/>\nLa cera ha appena passato.<br \/>\n\u201cOddio mi scusi\u201d<br \/>\nCon gesti profusi,<br \/>\nMaria giustifica il danno<br \/>\nDell\u2019inconsapevole inganno<br \/>\nMentre l\u2019autore cascato<br \/>\nEsce col report errato<br \/>\nUn gomito spezzato<br \/>\nMa il posto salvato.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>di Slawka G. 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